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Hey you, in the window seat.

Thu, 08 Sep 2011 12:14:41 -0700

So I get it. You booked your flight in advance. You considered aisle v window, front or back, over...

Parental Discretion Advised.

Thu, 08 Sep 2011 10:47:19 -0700

Parental Discretion Advised.

"I don’t want to be the only one laughing at my desk…”MSFT 2 open stores to compete..."

Wed, 07 Sep 2011 16:56:29 -0700

“I don’t want to be the only one laughing at my desk…”MSFT 2 open stores to...

As if the James Frey backlash weren’t enough, now...

Thu, 23 Apr 2009 15:31:00 -0700

As if the James Frey backlash weren’t enough, now Oprah’s getting knocked for being on Twitter.

After Tweeting Live (yea I said it) last week, the Twittersphere has roared, making their claim: #herebeforeoprah!

If I were the Big O, I would retaliate with #wayricherthanyou. But that’s just me!

Via FMyLife.com: “Today, it was easter and I thought it...

Mon, 13 Apr 2009 14:20:00 -0700

Via FMyLife.com: “Today, it was easter and I thought it might be fun to look for eggs with my little brother. My parents told me to take the ones in the higher places that my brother couldn’t reach. All of his eggs were filled with candy or money. Each one of mine had a note saying ‘maybe when you lose weight’.”

(Thanks MBT)

So, you just scanned some previous posts, you saw the pic of a...

Thu, 02 Apr 2009 14:22:00 -0700

So, you just scanned some previous posts, you saw the pic of a bare-chested HASSELHOFF and you actually threw up a little in your mouth. What to do now?! Drink a UNICORN CHASER.

Unicorn Chaser (a term coined by BoingBoing) is “what you need after you accidentally see pictures of someone’s overstretched nether regions or a video of two young ladies sharing substances they oughtn’t and your mind begs for cleansing!”

Scanwich! Sandwich?? Nooo, I said ‘SCANwich’ To be...

Tue, 31 Mar 2009 10:36:00 -0700

Scanwich! Sandwich?? Nooo, I said ‘SCANwich’

To be fair, this site is totally put into the “I could have thought of that category” BUT at the same time, brilliance. I FREAKING love sandwiches, especially when they are served daily via the Internet.

0% Fat, 100% FUN!

Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse, it...

Sun, 15 Mar 2009 21:05:00 -0700

Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse, it has.

HoffSpace (in The Hoff’s own words) is THE social networking site for David Hasselhoff.

The verdict? Don’t let go of your Facebook account just yet.

Shout-out to all my peeps in Murray Hill NYC…this...

Thu, 26 Feb 2009 09:26:53 -0800

Shout-out to all my peeps in Murray Hill NYC…this one’s for you!

There’s a baby in my cake! Additional Warning Signs of FAT...

Tue, 24 Feb 2009 13:13:00 -0800

There’s a baby in my cake!

Additional Warning Signs of FAT TUESDAY include: Man shoving chocolate cake in mouth, woman guzzling Diet Coke, Mid-20s girl topping off 3rd bottle of white wine, elderly man having one more puff of the ‘ole Cigar and anything else one may deem worthy to ‘give-up’ for the next 40 days.

"Thought for today: If red wine, blue cheese and Chanel Haute Couture can age with grace and..."

Mon, 23 Feb 2009 11:18:00 -0800

“Thought for today: If red wine, blue cheese and Chanel Haute Couture can age with grace and...

Another Word Obsession: Double-Click (Warning: It’s a buzz...

Fri, 20 Feb 2009 13:52:00 -0800

Another Word Obsession: Double-Click

(Warning: It’s a buzz word, so sorry for those who are trying to wean off)

So you ask, umm, how would I use this in a sentence? And I will tell you: “Man, that was kinda confusing, we should double-click it”

Now, you try it!

(Special thank to Sheena for the tip :)

Today’s Word Obsession: Depression Chic Coming from a...

Thu, 19 Feb 2009 11:03:00 -0800

Today’s Word Obsession: Depression Chic

Coming from a marketer to a town near you! Why give your girlfriend a dozen over-priced roses when you can give her the tuna salad kit in a box. It’s cute, portable and makes a great mid-day snack.

Going to see the latest Blockbuster movie? Why do that, when you can just buy the bootleg copies off the street! Now that’s Depression Chic.

XXX Food Porn XXX 50 of the World’s Best Food Blogs...

Wed, 18 Feb 2009 13:56:00 -0800

XXX Food Porn XXX

50 of the World’s Best Food Blogs (because i love you all).

Did you know Gwyneth has a Blog?

Tue, 17 Feb 2009 15:31:53 -0800

Did you know Gwyneth has a Blog?

Ok, how come no one told me to see this movie? Loves it! A Guide...

Tue, 17 Feb 2009 09:21:00 -0800

Ok, how come no one told me to see this movie? Loves it!

A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints - a 2005 Sundance Best Director Winner starring Robert Downey Jr, Shia LeBeouf (the list goes on) - is a phenomenal movie that fits quite well into the City of God/Slumdog Millionaire “coming of age” genre.

Interesting Fact: The story is a memoir of the Director and Writer Dito Montiel, based on the book he wrote.

Get ready to kiss sweet photos like these goodbye from your...

Tue, 17 Feb 2009 09:15:16 -0800

Get ready to kiss sweet photos like these goodbye from your fridge! All thanks to Earth Class Mail.

So what do they do? Collect your snail-mail and scan it for you to view online. Each scan shows you estimate weight, # of pages contained. Then, you can choose either recycle or fwd to another recipient. Still not satisfied? they will continue to open it for you and send along any PDFs included.

My vote? Big Brother meets Mother Earth.

SHOW ME YOUR MELONS! Check out these entries from the Melounovy...

Wed, 04 Feb 2009 14:50:57 -0800

SHOW ME YOUR MELONS!

Check out these entries from the Melounovy Festival held in teh Czech Republic. And don’t worry, there are more.

Willy Wonka Strikes Again: 15 chocolate-covered illegal...

Wed, 04 Feb 2009 14:29:00 -0800

Willy Wonka Strikes Again: 15 chocolate-covered illegal immigrants found in tanker trunk of cocoa powder headed to a Mars factory in England.

Reason #345,789,211 to love life: BACON VODKA.

Mon, 02 Feb 2009 12:18:48 -0800

Reason #345,789,211 to love life: BACON VODKA.